Al Qaeda, North Korea, and THE Commercial

Ayman al-Zawahiri-- http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/18/nyregion/18plot.html?_r=1&oref=slogin, preparing to test his--http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060618/ap_on_re_as/nkorea_missile, already happened--http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/nation/200303/kt20030304

BY: Resa LaRu Kirkland

It was a weekend of big news stories. The Hippy Press was forced to report on the 2003 planned gas attack on New Yorks subway system that was abandoned after Osamas right hand man Ayman al-Zawahiridecided that it just wouldnt kill enough innocent people. Im sure it was all that the NY Times could take just to write the words that might indicate that the War on Terror is positively justified, especially when it was revealed that the cyanide gas they were intending to use was hauntingly reminiscent of the gas Hitler used to get rid of 6 million Jews and 5 million others. NY Times must be prayingoops, strike thatmust be pacing back and forth in the hope that others dont make the eerie connection between the two, and come to the conclusion that it was NO coincidence. If your goal is to wipe Israel from the map,and, of course, the nation that aided and abetted in the restoration of the state of Israel.it is best to take your lessons from the only man in history who actually came close.


Talk about your little Eichmans.


Then there was the news that our favorite Little DictatorLil Dic for shortKim Jong Il is preparing to test fire his new long range missile the Taepo Dong 2. (Youre about to find out why I used italics.) By the mega sweat of our own strategists, you would think it hadnt already happened. Yeah, you heard right. In January. Three years ago. I wrote about it then. The article was entitled, DE(a)R LEADER HAS LANDED, and it revealed the fact that parts of a North Korean made Taepo Dong 2 were found along the coast of Alaska; thats Alaska, America. The most disturbing fact in 2003 was that almost no one in America picked up the story, and that according to quotes within our own intelligence, we had underrated Pyongyangs missile capabilities. And now, no matter which article you read, you will not find a single mention of the 2003 test, but plenty of wondering what Lil Dics intentions are.


Way to stay on top, guys. How you manage to do that while being blind to the obvious is downright inspiring.


Toxic gas and long range missiles. Wow. Who could ask for anything more?


And then there was THE COMMERCIAL. Have you seen it yet? If you have, then you know exactly what Im talking about. If you havent, heres the rundown.


An upper scale restaurant, loaded with a perfectly diverse crowdblacks and browns and Asians, oh my!during a hectic lunch break, and one manguess what race he was?who complains loudly because his Mexican waiter keeps messing up his order. He shouts out to the utter Pearl Harbor-esque horror of his fellow, and far more enlightened, lunchers words such as Hey Amigo! and I wanted whole wheat-o! and Did you hear me Pedro? Finally a nice manager brings him the proper order, apologizing for his repeated inconvenience as he turns to another patron and says, They want to come to this country and serve us, the least they could do is learn English, you know what I mean?


Well, youd think hed just muttered Stalins Super! or Praise Pol Pot! from the deathly quiet reaction of the entire restaurant. Everyone stared at him with their oh-so-better-than-you stony silence, thoroughly and completely appalled as the excruciating silence filled the room. The tension was broken only by the OTHER white meatI mean, guywho says, No, I dont know what you mean. Have a nice lunch.


Apparently, he didnt understand English any better than Pedro did.


The message? How dare you demand that services you pay for be A: accurate and B: in English. This is America, after all! You have one helluva nerve, you fat, rich, racist American.


The obviously progressive and elitist folks staring him down in a clearly humiliating glare returned to their meals only after the ugly American was put in his place and properly mortified.


And no, Im not making this up. It would seem that not only have our elected representatives defied us by choosing amnesty and third world status for the United States of the North American Continent, but they have enlisted groups out there to help brainwash us into compliance by making us all too afraid to speak the truth out loud. After all, an emotional response disarming the logic center of the brain is the lynch pin of communism and hippies, and the commercial was all of that in polished form and Politically Castrated glory. If you even think of speaking out against usnot even doing anything, just speakingyou will pay.


It was also the perfect illustration of how the left really does see themselves: better than everyone else. Better than middle America, better than the blue collar and redneck, who together still dont make up their purple royalty, ivy league licking, elitist we-know-better-than-you, white mans burden of guilt played out in sync with every bit of PC who are we to demand brown people speak white language? mantra they cant pay homage to nearly enough mentality? Ive never doubted that what I saw in that commercial was truly how they view themselves. But to see it laid out and played out with such nipped, tucked and botoxed faces, smug and phony with their revulsion was even more disgusting than my own fertile imagination had ever created.


Hmmm.they probably would have been less offended if The White Guy had praised Stalin and Pol Pot. Since hippies mirror their tactics, how long is it before were watching parades with mammoth pictures of these great leaders heading down Pennsylvania Avenue, bouncing along to perfectly aligned goose steps and 45 degree angled arms? Hippies love a good propaganda parade almost as much as they love commies, dead or living.


Who is there to save us from their toxic gas?


Almost makes you anxious for the Taepo Dong 2 to get here, doesnt it? Well, dont worry; our leaders are too busy teaching us Rednecks how wrong it is to keep America to ourselves when there are millions of illegalscriminalsout there who need to expand their horizons. They simply dont have the timeor inclinationto give their full attention to such frivolities as millions of legal Americans dying from a gas or missile attack.


After all, theres millions more where they came from. Well, maybe not where they came from, but certainly millions more.


Keep the faith, bros, and in all things courage.

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